Healing Hagar

Some evangelicals are more evangelical than others

Admin — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:52:53 +0000

The recent Pew Survey said that 57% of evangelicals believe non-Christians can go to heaven without converting. So the Southern Baptists did their own survey, which showed that only 20% of real evangelicals commit unorthodox thought crimes.

So there.

What would Jesus DUI?

Admin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 19:18:54 +0000

Buy the Mel Gibson gift basket and find out!

Brain scans of tongue talking

Admin — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:11:37 +0000

Scientists recently took brain scans of Pentecostals while they were speaking in tongues. Turns out their language centers took a bit of a nap while they did it.

Theocracy summer camp

Admin — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:13:27 +0000

David Byrne reviews a documentary about a summer camp for burgeoning young theocrats. Nine-year-olds are urged to join an “army” that will stop abortion at any cost and “reverently” touch a cardboard cut out of Bush. Welcome to the Christian Madrassa. (Hat tip.)

Ding dong! The witch is dead

Admin — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:47:17 +0000

Ralph Reed concedes electoral defeat in Georgia. And a special thank you from the Healing Hagar gang goes out to Jack Abramoff for making all of this possible. Now that Reed has been humiliated—the most powerful evangelical politician can’t even win the Republican primary for Lieutenant Governor in Georiga?—we won’t have to see anything more from him. We hope.

From the vault: Jonathan Bell on the Daily Show

Admin — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:37:22 +0000

Anyone want in on the DSM-IV pool?

What in the name of Me is going on here?

Admin — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:01:49 +0000

Benny Hinn goes Benny Hill

Admin — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 14:15:06 +0000

All right, I’m Jesus, so listen up

Admin — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 15:52:36 +0000

Jesus will survive

Admin — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:51:58 +0000